20040524

Transitioning into Geekdom

Ha! There is no transition, really. The more I listen to techno music, take classes, work, surf the 'net, and talk to people (friends and mere acquaintenances), the more I realize I've /always/ been a geek.

According to Dictionary.com, the word "geek" really has nothing to do with computers. In fact, it's originally from the circus and indicated such people as those who bit the heads off of live chicken! (Ick!) According to its present definition, however, it's also a clumsy person, foolish, inept... and/or a person who is *this deep* into scientific or technical pursuits but is socially inept, although the word is mainly associated with computers these days. Officially, it seems to mean the same thing as "nerd" although in usage I don't think it really does. There /are/ nuances between those two in my opinion (namely, that geeks aren't necessarily antisocial/unpopular/socially inept and nerds almost always are).

Anyway, I'm listening to a techno version of the Knight Rider theme. I noticed that the theme itself is often intact in this song, with the "techno" beat and effects added to it. Not unusual. But it also struck me how very technoish this song was in the first place. I loved this show as a kid and still want that car to this day just because it looked so cool. I even have this dream that one day I'll have one that still works and I'll be advanced enough by then to add a computer to its dashboard complete with voice recognition and a two-way watch to talk to it with. And an always-on camera so I could see who was near the car whenever I was alerted of nearby body heat. It would even have one of those car starters in the watch so I could start it if a thief tried breaking in. May deter them until I could rescue the car, you know? I was also thinking that a couple places could harbor buckshot... ::wicked evil grin:: Oh yeah, and wireless internet access, of course. That way I could have it look something up on the web for me while I'm in the bathroom of a friend's house. Not that they wouldn't have internet access, but you never know. Nearly-as-strange things have happened, right? Right! So, anyway, it's a cool idea, no? I think so. What? Oh, you think I should just get a phone with internet access to accomplish my dream? HA! Shows how much YOU know... what phone can also access all your personal data, such as that huge collection of favourite jokes, quotes, and quips? Or things like the catalogue to your mp3 collection so that when someone asks if you have "that cd" yet, you can tell them QUICKLY if it's one they can get for your birthday or not? Or what if you wanted to quote someone's email to them and all your email is downloaded into your computer? Huh? What then, smartiepants? Hm? I see you have no further arguments to my wrist-watch-to-car concept... hehhehheh Okay, I will admit that if I don't get to do all this to the ultra-cool Trans-Am, then I'd want to do it to an ultra-cool black truck. LOL.

How did I become a geek, though... is it in the brain's wiring? Is it learned behaviour? Is in the genes? Or is it a choice based on all of the above? I know I have innate talent when it comes to certain aspects of computers, and this talent seems to relate to other things in life, too. For instance, I tend to have a somewhat logical mind. Computers are logical. I see music as logical (usually music is patterned in some way). I love collections - and computers and music are exactly that - collections. I love words. More collections (letters, word, styles, etc - even languages). I love organizing and building. Legos are great for both. While people are interesting to me, and even make sense somewhat, they are unreliable and not for me to fix. Computers are generally all right with my tinkering in their insides, whether it be hardware or software. And if I mess up, I can /usually/ undo what I did and start again. Can't do that with people, fer sure. I even like cooking (which I don't usually see as a geek thing, but I guess that only makes me more special as a geek). Cooking is another collection and building thing. Not to mention its results can be tasty or at least something that can be experienced after creation (the testing phase of the programming process).

Perhaps geekiness, then, isn't merely a set of commonly shared interests that geeks have. Maybe it's the way the geek mind works in general. Where so many people merely enjoy music for the feelings it evokes, the geek enjoys it for the patterns it has within it, the structure itself, the way all the parts and pieces work together. And while so many kids loved Knight Rider because Michael Knight and his car K.I.T.T. were always winning over bad guys, I loved it because the car was a wise-a**, was serviced by the ultra-cool Bonnie (whom I've finally figured out was a fellow geek, no wonder I always rather liked her) and was always rescuing Michael. Ha. Ha. And remember when Knight Rider 4000 or whatever came out? They KILLED KITT!! They turned him into a red ditzy car complete with a female voice. Puh-leez. Not that I have anything against red ditzy cars, but black is soooooo much cooler, and the female voice was more sexy than smart. It acted more of a servant than a car with spunk. Bugger off, really.

Note that I never liked K.A.R.R. either... he was mean.

Well, I'm off to continue reorganizing Selene's hard drives. Then I'm going to defrag the hard drive while I find breakfast.

Happy Harmonies and Contented Computers,

~nvnohi

20040514

tempeh, anyone?

I've heard of it before; in fact, a really really close friend once served it to me in a sloppy joe. I was quite impressed with the sloppy joe but never asked for the recipe per se.

Well, it's hot and humid today. This is the time of year when my tastebuds decide to get weird on me and start demanding new and different (and oftentimes "odd") foods to sample. Stopped at the store today and picked up some garlic and chocolate soymilk (I had a coupon for the soymilk, yay) and then headed over to the food co-op. There I found more garlic (not as nice-looking, but I think the wear on it looked more wholesome somehow). I also found some green onions, dried papaya, dried apricot, and - get a load of this! - TEMPEH.

Tempeh is made of soybeans. It's basically ground-up soybeans all packed together into a kind of soy patty (much like a cooked hamburger). I chose the garden veggie variety, so obviously they somehow merged little pieces of veggies in there, too. Got it home, read directions (feh!), and fried some in a little bit of olive oil mixed with cumin, paprika, and turmeric.

Once that was all fried up and browned (not to mention a bit orangey from the turmeric), I took it out of the pan and added my quarted garlic cloves, a few pine nuts, and some chopped green onions. When those were slightly sautéed, I added some water and chicken broth, let them simmer until almost soft, and added my usual (well, usual as of recently) frozen corn and fresh spinach. Then I chopped up and added the tempeh again. Tabasco sauce sprung to mind, so I splashed a few drops of that in, mixed well, and let the remainder of the liquid boil out until almost none was left. Then I dumped everything on my plate, poured a nice cool glass of chocolate soymilk, and gorged myself.

Surprisingly, I don't yet have room for the chocolate chip muffins I'd planned to have after dinner... bummer!

Oh! And in other news, mefounded a T8 Torx Security bit at the hardware store today. A friend and I were trying to take apart an old dead harddrive the other day and couldn't find a small enough torx in my collection of tools. Well, next time there's a need to pull apart a hard drive... mwah hah hah!

Maybe I'll eat a muffin anyway... ::wicked grin:: AND WILL MY NEIGHBOURS PLEASE STOP HITTING THE FREAKIN' WALL?! I swear one of these days my picture is gonna fall off the wall and land on top of my puters... or worse - knock out some cables!!

Tastebuds happy now with exception of wanting chocolate chip muffins,

~nvnohi

20040505

checkout time

I went shopping earlier today for some apples and whipped cream. Don't judge my odd assortment of goods! Anyway, I saw the wine rack and decided that I hadn't had wine in a LONG time, so I might as well indulge myself a little. Well, I had to hand the young cashier my ID of course, didn't think much of it. She studied it and handed it back to me, entering my DOB in the computer. Used to that. My order happened to come to $11.00. Yes, eleven bucks EVEN. I hadn't had that happen in a while, and small things amuse small minds like mine, so I was ecstatic and as I handed the exact amount to the cashier, I exclaimed to the much-older bagger, "Wow! 11 bucks even!! THAT doesn't happen every day!" I got my receipt back and the older lady says, very seriously, "You look under 21." I was still so excited I barely noticed. "Yeah, actually I'm 27. Can you believe it?! 11 bucks EVEN!!" "You don't look 27. You look like you're under 21." STILL overly excited over the 11 bucks even thing, I simply beamed at her and said, "Gee, thanks!" I then swiped my bag and left, swept away in the cool amount of the bill.

No one came after me, but I realized after several minutes that the lady didn't /appear/ to be giving me any compliments. So, either she suspected I was underrage for drinking alcohol, or she had a very good poker face about giving compliments. Not that it matters...

Anyway, I'm near-dead tired, so I'm heading off to bed shortly. Laters, all!

~nvnohi